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(I was sitting in a seemingly Christian coffee shop in Tempe chatting online with my jewish colleague, knuckles)

William: im not actually sure they would let u in here if they found out that your people killed jesus
Ariel: heh
Ariel: it wasn’t just my people
Ariel: it was me personally
William: oh
William: good job
Ariel: dude didn’t pay me for his sack of weed
Ariel: said he would look after my retirement or some shit
Ariel: so we ganked him

BSD Beast: you still pwning noobs?
BSD Beast: at this hour?
William Marsh: yup
William Marsh: about to crash
William Marsh: i pwn them in my sleep u know
BSD Beast: damn man, that’s like… dedication
BSD Beast: one true man stands against the noobs
BSD Beast: and selflessly pwns them until eternity come