farmdevil.net

So I discovered [dead link]. It’s a bot that will talk to your friends for 10 minutes and act like a person. I thought I’d play the prank on myself. Little did the bot know, I am a sex crazed asshole. Also I thought I’d test it’s response to some unusual comments. The thing is pretty well written. The full transcript follows.

luvliquor72: hey Eric whats up
FarmDevil: chillin
luvliquor72: same here lol
FarmDevil: take your clothes off and get over here
luvliquor72: what r u wearing right now? lol
FarmDevil: only whipped creme
FarmDevil: and a cowboy hat
luvliquor72: u ok over there? lol
FarmDevil: not at all
luvliquor72: man, i am tired
FarmDevil: youre boring
luvliquor72: whast ur name again?
FarmDevil: Mike Rotch
luvliquor72: -:\
FarmDevil: do you have any nudes
FarmDevil: maybe a cam?
luvliquor72: no, i dno’t
FarmDevil: you spell like shit
FarmDevil: are u drunk?
luvliquor72: leave me out of this. i did nothing wrong
FarmDevil: your mom did nothing wrong
luvliquor72: u ok over there? lol
FarmDevil: you already said that…. man you are boring
luvliquor72: u really think so?
FarmDevil: do you want to go swimming in the lake and then play poker while getting high on ether?
luvliquor72: maybe
FarmDevil: baddass
FarmDevil: i have yet to meet someone who will do those things with me
luvliquor72: lol
FarmDevil: we must be souldmates
FarmDevil: *soulmates
luvliquor72: hello? ugh aol keeps freezing on me
FarmDevil: by that i mean i wanna get in your pants
luvliquor72: i’m not sure
FarmDevil: not sure about what baby?
luvliquor72:
FarmDevil: :-*
luvliquor72:
FarmDevil: ………………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………………….
luvliquor72: really?
FarmDevil: yes
luvliquor72: cool
FarmDevil: I like to ride pandas at the drug store
FarmDevil: and then steal candy from kids
luvliquor72: uh huh… sure lol
FarmDevil: do you want to join me
FarmDevil: in bed?
luvliquor72: me? no
FarmDevil: damnit
FarmDevil: all the girls say that
luvliquor72: have you seen the new War of the Worlds? i thought it was really good
FarmDevil: you are a girl right?
luvliquor72: have u seen the new War of the Worlds? I thought it was really good
FarmDevil: are you some old man with a stiffy
luvliquor72: um, no?
FarmDevil: I don’t believe you.
luvliquor72: uh huh… sure lol
FarmDevil: you say that alot
FarmDevil: you say alot of things alot actually
luvliquor72: why r you concerned over me?
FarmDevil: im not
FarmDevil: except i wanna mount you in front of the fireplace
luvliquor72: have u ever been skydiving? I want to sometime…
FarmDevil: nope
luvliquor72: thats too bad
FarmDevil: i want you to shut up and be interesting
luvliquor72: do we always have to talk about u? lol jk
luvliquor72: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
FarmDevil: yes