(I was sitting in a seemingly Christian coffee shop in Tempe chatting online with my jewish colleague, knuckles)
William: im not actually sure they would let u in here if they found out that your people killed jesus
Ariel: heh
Ariel: it wasn’t just my people
Ariel: it was me personally
William: oh
William: good job
Ariel: dude didn’t pay me for his sack of weed
Ariel: said he would look after my retirement or some shit
Ariel: so we ganked him
BSD Beast: you still pwning noobs?
BSD Beast: at this hour?
William Marsh: yup
William Marsh: about to crash
William Marsh: i pwn them in my sleep u know
BSD Beast: damn man, that’s like… dedication
BSD Beast: one true man stands against the noobs
BSD Beast: and selflessly pwns them until eternity come
Now for a [dead link] Scott showed me…
Our commentary as I watched this pretty much summed up my impression:
mrfoleyo: holy shit, i want one of those
Farmd Evil: 2.9 seconds holy shit
mrfoleyo: lol
mrfoleyo: yes
Farmd Evil: i might need one of these
mrfoleyo: haha
Farmd Evil: so quick it can destroy your entire face
mrfoleyo: wanna split one? 
mrfoleyo: haha
Farmd Evil: whats the cost
mrfoleyo: base, somewhere around 20k pounds… so a little over $30k
Farmd Evil: nice
Farmd Evil: i can afford half
mrfoleyo: heh
Farmd Evil: it will then be all i have
mrfoleyo: supercharge is extra
mrfoleyo: lol
Farmd Evil: well, we’d need that
mrfoleyo: haha
mrfoleyo: yes
mrfoleyo: well, need? no, want? yes
Farmd Evil: need
Farmd Evil: yes
Farmd Evil: bc sometimes u need to get to work at intel in 15.7 seconds
mrfoleyo: rofl
Farmd Evil: (if u wake up late, etc…)
mrfoleyo: heh, right
Farmd Evil: i want this guys job
Farmd Evil: thats what i need
mrfoleyo: seriously
Farmd Evil: it has a jetski trunk too, nice
…..
Farmd Evil: i might actually be able to commute to school from Tempe
mrfoleyo: lol
mrfoleyo: maybe if it had wings
Farmd Evil: no, I think I heard them say somewhere…. Tempe to Dayton in 21.3 seconds
mrfoleyo: rofl
So I discovered [dead link]. It’s a bot that will talk to your friends for 10 minutes and act like a person. I thought I’d play the prank on myself. Little did the bot know, I am a sex crazed asshole. Also I thought I’d test it’s response to some unusual comments. The thing is pretty well written. The full transcript follows.
luvliquor72: hey Eric whats up
FarmDevil: chillin
luvliquor72: same here lol
FarmDevil: take your clothes off and get over here
luvliquor72: what r u wearing right now? lol
FarmDevil: only whipped creme
FarmDevil: and a cowboy hat
luvliquor72: u ok over there? lol
FarmDevil: not at all
luvliquor72: man, i am tired
FarmDevil: youre boring
luvliquor72: whast ur name again?
FarmDevil: Mike Rotch
luvliquor72: -:\
FarmDevil: do you have any nudes
FarmDevil: maybe a cam?
luvliquor72: no, i dno’t
FarmDevil: you spell like shit
FarmDevil: are u drunk?
luvliquor72: leave me out of this. i did nothing wrong
FarmDevil: your mom did nothing wrong
luvliquor72: u ok over there? lol
FarmDevil: you already said that…. man you are boring
luvliquor72: u really think so?
FarmDevil: do you want to go swimming in the lake and then play poker while getting high on ether?
luvliquor72: maybe 
FarmDevil: baddass
FarmDevil: i have yet to meet someone who will do those things with me
luvliquor72: lol
FarmDevil: we must be souldmates
FarmDevil: *soulmates
luvliquor72: hello? ugh aol keeps freezing on me
FarmDevil: by that i mean i wanna get in your pants
luvliquor72: i’m not sure
FarmDevil: not sure about what baby?
luvliquor72:
FarmDevil: :-*
luvliquor72:
FarmDevil: ………………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………………….
luvliquor72: really?
FarmDevil: yes
luvliquor72: cool
FarmDevil: I like to ride pandas at the drug store
FarmDevil: and then steal candy from kids
luvliquor72: uh huh… sure lol
FarmDevil: do you want to join me
FarmDevil: in bed?
luvliquor72: me? no
FarmDevil: damnit
FarmDevil: all the girls say that
luvliquor72: have you seen the new War of the Worlds? i thought it was really good
FarmDevil: you are a girl right?
luvliquor72: have u seen the new War of the Worlds? I thought it was really good
FarmDevil: are you some old man with a stiffy
luvliquor72: um, no?
FarmDevil: I don’t believe you.
luvliquor72: uh huh… sure lol
FarmDevil: you say that alot
FarmDevil: you say alot of things alot actually
luvliquor72: why r you concerned over me?
FarmDevil: im not
FarmDevil: except i wanna mount you in front of the fireplace
luvliquor72: have u ever been skydiving? I want to sometime…
FarmDevil: nope
luvliquor72: thats too bad
FarmDevil: i want you to shut up and be interesting
luvliquor72: do we always have to talk about u? lol jk
luvliquor72: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
FarmDevil: yes